its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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