My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize