he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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