Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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