Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
