My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
