sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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