I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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