so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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