I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she looked like the before picture.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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