She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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