I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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