he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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