Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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