i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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