If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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