some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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