found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
the liver wants what the liver wants
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Two words: nipple clamps
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