Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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