Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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