your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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