I heard we made out
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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