Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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