How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
