My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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