Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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