maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
