It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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