So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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