I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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