Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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