A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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