Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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