How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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