my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
