He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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