did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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