Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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