You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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