try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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