Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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