But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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