we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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