About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Who did Billy Mays play for?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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