My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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