we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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