You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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