I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
