i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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