But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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