i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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