Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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