they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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