OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
