no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I need to align my fucking chakras
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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