That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
