That's intense
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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