I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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