So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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